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Fountain Pens II

Ulysses, 576 words, 2018-06-02

We went to the UW Bookstore Fine Writing sale, and picked up a large Rhodia dotPad, a Midori "003" passport insert, a Platinum Preppy fine nib, a Pilot Metropolitan Retro Pop Turquoise medium nib, a Pilot piston converter, J Herbin Eclat de Saphir (Sapphire Blue), J Herbin Perle Noire (Pearl Black), Noodler's Green, and Noodler's Red-Black.


The only ink we've tried so far is the Eclat de Saphir. It's a gorgeous ink, a light slightly purple blue. I've always favored black inks but now I'm really enjoying using this one. Carol has also been using it, and likes it as well.

Either we were really, really lucky with our first random fountain pen out of over 5001 choices, or I'm going to really, really enjoy exploring all of the inks! I already have three more inks to try, though, so I'm fighting the urge to buy more.

Rhodia dotPad and Pilot Metropolitan

The Rhodia dotPad and Pilot Metropolitan were for Carol. The Rhodia is wonderful paper, 80 gsm, extremely smooth, no bleed-through, and only mild ghosting. They don't, however, have blank notebooks in the size I want, so I have to look elsewhere.

Carol had tried my Pilot, which has a fine nib, and liked it but wanted a larger nib. So far, she likes the medium nib Pilot. Having already tried a Pilot cartridge in mine, I just loaded it up with the Eclat de Saphir.


I've been obsessing about the Midori passport notebook since I first heard about them. They're gorgeous, I got to see the brown one up close when I went to the UBookstore. They're also fifty dollars (of course you can find them for less) so I've been resisting the urge so far. When I was at the UBookstore, it suddenly occurred to me that I could get the inserts first, and try out the various papers. And only buy the Midori if I like the papers that it uses.

I know. Genius, right?

I purchased the '003' insert. It's MD paper, has a plain reddish-brown cover, then one thick sheet of paper, which on the back is set up to put in all your passport info. It has 32 sheets or 64 pages of lovely white paper, 80 gsm and yet somehow very thin. It ghosts but so far has no bleed-through at all, and it's wonderful to write on.

I'm going to try out another couple of their inserts, in fact I have a '005' refill in transit right now from Goulet Pens. It's on Tomoe River paper, which everyone who's used it raves about. It's a super thin 52 gsm paper that has no bleed-through, though there is substantial ghosting. I'm really eager to try it out.

Platinum Preppy

I got the Platinum Preppy to try out the eyedropper conversion, but I haven't gotten around to it yet. I need to pick up a #5 o-ring and some silicon grease. I also might wait until I've tried all of my inks, since the eyedropper takes a fair bit of ink I'll want to settle on one for it first.

  1. "Over 500" inks was mentioned off-hand in a Goulet Pens youtube video, I haven't been able to find a more definitive source.

Fountain Pens

Ulysses, 619 words, 2018-05-25

I've always loved writing materials. Pens, pencils, papers, notebooks… everything.

Despite this, I avoided fountain pens, despite thinking they were cool, for a couple of reasons. The first was that whenever I'd go near one, I'd get ink all over my hands. Julie eventually showed me how to use them correctly. The second was that I feared that if I got into fountain pens, it would be easy to spend arbitrary amounts of money on them. I still have that fear.

Well, they finally won. All the pens I'd previously looked at were pricy, so instead I started with a cheap Sheaffer calligraphy set. It has four ink cartridges, three nib assemblies, and one body. They were all italic stubs, so even the fine is very broad. Definitely more intended for calligraphy than regular writing. It served its purpose, though, giving me a feeling for the basics, and I started using it as my general pen, though I still would get ink on my hands at times.

Next my SO and I went to the main UBookstore, they have a nice writing and art supplies section in their basement. We talked with one of the workers, who was extremely helpful, and ended up with a Pilot Metropolitan Violet Leopard Fine fountain pen, which they don't have on their website so I linked to the medium one instead. I had no idea I could get such a nice pen for such a good price.

It's a gorgeous pen, it feels good in the hand, and it writes smoothly. I instantly fell in love with it. It comes with one black ink cartridge and one bladder converter, in a nice little case. There's a piston converter available for it, which I think I'm going to pick up. And so far, at least, it hasn't covered my hands in ink!

Next I started looking for more fountain pen info. The Goulet Pen Co has a lot of educational videos that I have been binge-watching. The Fountain Pen 101 series has been particularly useful to me. They also have a nice blog.

The next pen I found was at my local Daiso. Daiso is an awesome Japanese store where most things are $1.50. So for a buck fifty I got a medium nib pen with a metal body, and one standard international cartridge (blue ink). It's an amazing pen for the price, it writes well and disassembles easily. If I start modding, I'll be using it for a base.

For a notebook, I'd come to really like the Field Notes dot grid, but with the fountain pens I've been getting a lot of bleedthrough. So I picked up a two-pack of small Shinola notebooks with plain white 90 gsm paper, and they've been working well so far.

Now I've been obsessing about different inks, there's so many different pretty inks to try. I don't really handwrite enough to justify an ink collection, but I'm not sure that's going to stop me. And if I'm trying out inks, I'll need a dip pen. There are these amazing glass dip pens you can buy…

This weekend1 I'll be going back to the UBookstore, since they're having a fine writing sale. Hopefully, I'll just buy a cartridge converter for the Metropolitan. And maybe an ink or two. Perhaps a notebook or some nice paper.

1 Memorial Day weekend 2018

A Few Weeks In My Pocket

Ulysses, 420 words, 2017-11-14

The GPD Pocket is a tiny, light, yet full-featured laptop. Online pictures don't do it justice, it has a ton of "Awwww!" factor when you see it in real life.

I purchased from Amazon for $600 on 2017-08-22 and it showed up on 2017-08-24.

It comes with the Windows 10 home, and there's a project and github repo to set up Ubuntu or other Linux distros on it. I have mine set up to dual-boot between Windows and Linux. The Ubuntu side has some issues but works well enough for me to type on. I've had no issues with the Windows side.

The main thing that I wanted was a laptop light enough for me to carry everywhere, that I could use to write on the bus or anywhere else. It works great for that use case. In addition, I've used it for:

The keyboard is a bit of a mixed bag. It's surprisingly good considering its size, and the key response is good. The special characters, though, are placed oddly. So straight text is fine, except for some punctuation, but coding isn't great.

It has four ports, USB, headphones, micro HDMI, and USB-C. It charges through USB-C, and the charger it came with died after about a month, while I was on vacation in Michigan. A local Best Buy, though, had a decent replacement for $25.

Another issue I had with it, after a few months, was that the screen started flickering and there was a thick white circle superimposed over the display. (Or jittering – it looked like interlaced displays used to look, on the Amiga. Flickervision.) I took the back off, removed and reseated the video cable, and it went back to normal.

It has a quad-core Intel Atom x7-Z8750 at 1.60GHz, 8 gigs of RAM, and a 128 gig SSD. Plenty of RAM, and plenty of disk space even though I'm dividing it in half for dual-boot. Compiling a kernel on it is slow, but it's spritely enough for everything else.

My final vote? I love it. There's nothing else that fits my set of requirements nearly as well. If it was destroyed, I'd order another immediately.

And that "Awwww!" factor? Twice, on the bus, people have asked me about it. That isn't normal Seattle bus behaviour…

Election 2016: Things I Learned, Which I Already Knew

Ulysses, 631 words, 2016-11-25

Fuck, this sucks.

We went from the best president in my lifetime to someone who will almost certainly be the worst president in American history.

America's Racist, Who Knew?

Okay, pretty much everyone. I was still, in my naivety, shocked at the extent of it. The KKK literally did a victory march and celebration of the election results, and Trump's support didn't flag. They're already talking about rounding up and imprisoning Americans based on their race and religion, while the media talks about how we "need to give Trump a chance."

One of the more amusing things that's been happening since the election is racists on social media complaining about people calling them racist. In a way it's hopeful, they know they're bad people. They could choose to change if they wanted to, but they mostly seem to want people to stop pointing out how awful they are.

There's even been pushback against people saying that Nazis were bad people. Seriously, if this was just a novel (and not the most powerful nation on earth, with a huge nuclear arsenal) I'd snort at how ridiculous and unrealistic it was.

America's Misogynist, Who Knew?

The hatred of (so many) Americans for women is astounding. It's so endemic in this country that many American women decry feminism, as if sexual equality as a concept is a combination of laughable, horrifying, and perverse.

Unlike racism, most people don't even bother denying being misogynists. They're proud of it.

Women Face Strong Barriers To Hiring And Promotion

A competent, experienced woman ran against an incompetent, inexperienced man. And the man won. (Though, to be fair, she did win the popular vote. By a lot, over 2 million at the time of this writing.) No one can look at the election and conclude that there is no systemic bias against women in America.

Yet I see people claiming that all the time.

As an example, IT people will go on and on about how worthless IT job interviews are. (And they are.) IT interviews don't do a good job of measuring candidates' abilities to do the job. People are weeded out for arbitrary reasons. Bias is rampant, and the term "culture fit" is openly used to discriminate against people. Yet the same people who complain about the ineffectiveness of job interviews, claim that there's no bias at all against women, and the reason there are so few women in tech is that they're just not qualified.

Here are the two candidates we had in the election:


Clinton has decades of experience, and no honest person would deny that she's extremely qualified to be president.


Trump is a blustering, insecure, irrational twit with no experience, and no honest person would say that he's qualified to be president.

He ran an extremely racist and misogynistic campaign. How racist? So racist the KKK had a celebration rally when he was elected. So racist that a week after his election (more than two months before his inaugeration) people started talking about rounding up US citizens based on race, national origin, and religion and putting them into camps.

How misogynist? He dismissed video of himself openly bragging about sexually assauting women and getting away with it as "locker room talk". (No locker room I've ever been in, but I suppose YMMV.) He appears to have only two settings for women, "She's young, pretty, and thin, so I want to fuck her" and "She's a disgusting, horrible person." And it's undeniable that a significant fraction of his voters voted for him solely because he was running against a woman.

His qualifications over Clinton? He's a rich, white male.

Simple Upload To S3 With IAM Role

Ulysses, 405 words, 2016-02-16

I needed to push files from a few ec2 instances into an s3 bucket. These weren't my systems, and I won't be around to support them in a couple of months anyway, so I wanted to do it with a simple, stand-alone script that didn't require me to install anything else on them.

You need to assign the IAM role when you first launch an instance. Fortunately the instances were set up with an IAM role already, so I just needed to make sure they had the right permissions.

An example policy that grants all access to bucket "EXAMPLE-BUCKET":

  "Version": "2012-10-17",
  "Statement": [
      "Effect": "Allow",
      "Action": "s3:*",
      "Resource": "arn:aws:s3:::EXAMPLE-BUCKET/*"

The Perl script:

Normal beginning:

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;

Get file and bucket names from command line:

unless (@ARGV == 3) { die "Usage: put-into-s3 BUCKET LOCALFILE REMOTEFILE\n"; }
my($bucket, $localfile, $remotefile) = @ARGV;
unless (-f $localfile) { die "$localfile isn't an existing file\n"; }
$remotefile =~ s#^([^/])#/$1#;
my $remotehost = "$";
my $url = "https://$remotehost$remotefile";
my $resource = "/$bucket$remotefile";

RFC 2822 date for the HTTP header.

chomp(my $date = `/bin/date -R`);

Here's the first big bit, getting credentials from the IAM role. The first curl gets the name of the IAM role on that server, and then the second one gets the credential information. Then I pull out the pieces I want.

sub get_creds(@) {
  my $iaminfo = "";
  chomp(my $role = `/usr/bin/curl -s $iaminfo`);
  my $iamurl = "$iaminfo$role";
  my $creds = `/usr/bin/curl -s $iamurl`;
  my @results = ();
  for my $key (@_) {
    if ($creds =~ /"$key" : "([^"]+)"/) {
    } else {
      die "no key $key found in $creds\n";
  return @results;
my($accesskeyid, $secret, $token) = get_creds('AccessKeyId','SecretAccessKey','Token');

The second big bit, hashing the signature.

  "/bin/echo -n 'PUT\n\n\n$date\nx-amz-security-token:$token\n$resource' |" .
  "/usr/bin/openssl sha1 -binary -hmac $secret | /usr/bin/base64 |"
chomp(my $signature = <SSL>);
close SSL;

And finally, sending the upload to S3.

  '-H', "Date: ${date}",
  '-H', "Authorization: AWS ${accesskeyid}:${signature}",
  '-H', "content-type: ",
  '-T', $localfile,
  '-H', "x-amz-security-token: $token",


I couldn't quickly google a complete solution, but these two links helped immensely.

Upload From Bash

Get Credentials From IAM Role


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